me, getting sick before playing plague inc: oh this is probably just a sickness bug going around i’ll be alright in a few days
me, getting sick after playing plague inc: im going to die. this is it. im only coughing right now but tomorrow i’ll be sneezing and then it’s pulmonary oedema and i’m not doing anything because those clever bastards evolved paranoia. how did the sickness get here? fuck if i know. burn my corpse